{"product_id":"draculas-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-christmas-1","title":"Dracula's Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Christmas SIGNED PAPERBACK","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eHe just wanted to taste love again. Now he’s in bondage to an unknown adversary, being tortured by Christmas carols…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSandu is a vampire. In fact, he used to be called Vlad Dracula—but the name is so recognizable, these days. Sandu didn’t realize how lonely he was—on his own in a small town in Middle America to get away from it all—until he saw \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eher\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003cbr\u003eShe is gorgeous, intelligent, passionate—and she smells \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eamazing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Sandu is terrified of scaring off this modern woman, this sensible librarian, however he cannot help but make plans to seduce her—\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003ecarefully\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s working! Until he is waylaid by enemies as travels home for a quick visit to check in with his maker about bringing this woman into the vampire underworld. Drugged and in chains, Sandu is tortured by minions of a mysterious enemy, with the sweetness of a Christmas he hoped to spend with his love turned against him.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCan Sandu escape, get some well-deserved vengeance, and make it back to the woman of his dreams—before his enemies get to her first?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis holiday tale full of vampiric desire—and kidnapping, torture, and a dramatic, explosive escape—combines the violence of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eDie Hard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e with the sweetness of O. Henry’s \"The Gift of the Magi\" for a perfect little holiday read.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSet not just in the world of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eBlood \u0026amp; Ancient Scrolls Series\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, but overlapping the first three chapters of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eBlood Ex Libris\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this time get the story from Sandu’s — AKA Vlad Dracula's — point of view instead of Noosh’s ... and find out what happened to him in the three months he went missing!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eRead this before or after\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eBlood Ex Libris\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e—you choose! For both readers new to the series and returning fans.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for readers looking for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA fast-paced adventure\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo open-door spice\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNon-sparkly vampires\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInternational intrigue\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThrilling action and well-choreographed fight scenes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Immoral Influence Publications","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52344524996888,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0860\/9624\/9112\/files\/xmas_ebook_covercopy.jpg?v=1782751466","url":"https:\/\/immoralinfluence.myshopify.com\/products\/draculas-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-christmas-1","provider":"Immoral Influence Publications","version":"1.0","type":"link"}